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Post  Mr. Chips on Fri May 02, 2008 8:12 pm


Hard Disk Woman:
She remembers everything, FOREVER.


RAM Woman:
She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.


WINDOWS Woman:
Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.


EXCEL Woman:
They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly use her for your four basic needs.


SCREENSAVER Woman:
She is good for nothing but at least she is fun!


INTERNET Woman:
Difficult to access.


SERVER Woman:
Always busy when you need her.


MULTIMEDIA Woman:
She makes horrible things look beautiful.


CD-ROM Woman:
She is always faster and faster.


E-MAIL Woman:
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.

VIRUS Woman:
Also known as "WIFE"; when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if you don't try to uninstall her you will lose everything


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Re: Woman like computer

Post  *somaya* on Sat May 03, 2008 1:36 pm

nice ones thanks

but most of the points are WRONG
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Re: Woman like computer

Post  Mr. Chips on Sat May 03, 2008 5:19 pm

hey
be cool
it's just a joke
Wink
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Post  *somaya* on Sat May 03, 2008 5:26 pm

I know Very Happy
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Post  beauty lora on Sat May 03, 2008 7:30 pm

nice joke

lol
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Post  nazeeh on Sat May 03, 2008 7:52 pm

lol
do u know....
i think most are true
what's about u???
but this point are gr8 "u can't live without her"
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Post  Mr. Chips on Sat May 03, 2008 10:00 pm

ya man...

in the joke i mean she is like windows
the computer isn't computer without windows, right??

and that's ... i don't no but she is nt that much important

lol! lol!
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Re: Woman like computer

Post  mais.hisham on Tue May 20, 2008 8:32 pm

thanks it's very nice
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Post  **butterfly** on Sun Jun 15, 2008 8:32 pm

thank you alot its nice Wink
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