Woman like computer
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Woman like computer
She remembers everything, FOREVER.
She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.
Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.
They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly use her for your four basic needs.
She is good for nothing but at least she is fun!
Difficult to access.
Always busy when you need her.
She makes horrible things look beautiful.
She is always faster and faster.
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.
Also known as "WIFE"; when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if you don't try to uninstall her you will
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Re: Woman like computer
nice ones thanks
but most of the points are WRONG
but most of the points are WRONG
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Re: Woman like computer
hey
be cool
it's just a joke
be cool
it's just a joke

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Re: Woman like computer
I know 

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Re: Woman like computer
lol
do u know....
i think most are true
what's about u???
but this point are gr8 "u can't live without her"
do u know....
i think most are true
what's about u???
but this point are gr8 "u can't live without her"
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Re: Woman like computer
ya man...
in the joke i mean she is like windows
the computer isn't computer without windows, right??
and that's ... i don't no but she is nt that much important
in the joke i mean she is like windows
the computer isn't computer without windows, right??
and that's ... i don't no but she is nt that much important


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Re: Woman like computer
thanks it's very nice
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Re: Woman like computer
thank you alot its nice 

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